i was there =]
that monkey was looking at the yoga post.
dad: "quick rowan! take a picture of this! it would be HIlarious!"
me: "fine."
robin: "don't do it rowan you'll be arrested!"
me: *snort*
dad: "out of the way faye!"
*takes the camera, takes the picture then gives the camera to me & runs away."
me: "wha.. ?"
mcloud gange police force: "KILL HIM!!"
me: "i'm a GIRL you GAYS."
okay so maybe i elaborated a teensy bit.
but i did take that picture.
maybe i should move schools again
then i would be happy for another 2 months.
or not.
probably not.
robertsbridge is kinda nice.
but like, not.
ish.
you know when you smell like you've been sitting in a cigarette for a couple of minutes.
my hair smells like that.
i wish it wouldn't.
but smoke makes me unhungry.
which is always a plus.
if you look so fat people mistake you for a pregnant vagrant.
why?
because i am a lazy bum.
who drinks tea & eats biscuits.
why?
because i cannot seem to be bothered to be anything else.
i can't sing naive.
i'd rather hold a spider.

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