dying those jeans

i reeally badly want to see skins.
i have to wait 'til thursday.
SOB.
half term.
hoo-ray is all i can say.
ooh rhymage.
i'm seeing some cool peole though.
yaynessish.
i prefer not having to carefully choose what i wear every bloody day.
though it's nice to wear topshop.
actually most of my uniform is from topshop.
but it's gay.
comfy mind.
i'm dying my "teal" jeans black for drama.
wooooooing is that.

je suis le supercool

I am off to st trinians.

the reason?

russell brand.

innit.

i need money.

i would like to buy topshop.

but my family hate me so they are purposefully poor.

the gays.

point?

ok no more bebo.

HOW gay is it?

full of chavs and perfect gay people.

how depressive.

http://www.myspace.com/rawryness.

WAY better.

my hair looks gay.

i'm off.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

even though.

no one is there.

it's nice to say.

byeeeeeeee.

podcastage

i was there =]

that monkey was looking at the yoga post.

dad: "quick rowan! take a picture of this! it would be HIlarious!"

me: "fine."

robin: "don't do it rowan you'll be arrested!"

me: *snort*

dad: "out of the way faye!"

*takes the camera, takes the picture then gives the camera to me & runs away."

me: "wha.. ?"

mcloud gange police force: "KILL HIM!!"

me: "i'm a GIRL you GAYS."

okay so maybe i elaborated a teensy bit.

but i did take that picture.

maybe i should move schools again

then i would be happy for another 2 months.

or not.

probably not.

robertsbridge is kinda nice.

but like, not.

ish.

you know when you smell like you've been sitting in a cigarette for a couple of minutes.

my hair smells like that.

i wish it wouldn't.

but smoke makes me unhungry.

which is always a plus.

if you look so fat people mistake you for a pregnant vagrant.

why?

because i am a lazy bum.

who drinks tea & eats biscuits.

why?

because i cannot seem to be bothered to be anything else.

i can't sing naive.

i'd rather hold a spider.

mayte

haHA

towning can be fun.

scary & chavtastic.

but fun.

scientoligists perform music every saturday or sunday.

wtf??

spazzy.

when i came home robin was here.

so i said hi.

& made myself a cup of tea.

he's nicer to me now.

i'm not that sure why.

i'm still annoying & everything.

russell brand is funny.

anyway i sat down to watch TV.

i was tired see.

but it was adverts.

gay.

& it was the halifax advert.

gayer.

but instead of the normal guy it was 22 year old called steve.

as they so kindly pointed out.

& HE was singing.

then the normal guy comes on for a split second.

he's not even singing.

he's rapping.

my brother said.

"he's too cool now to even sing."

i snorted.

oh the joy of it all.

when i was six

i officially would like to be a zookeeper.
how cool?
vair vair cool is the answer to that.
tres bien.

but first i will be a college dropout.
but before that i will be a french squirrel
for halloween.
which is..
9 months & 26 days away.
if i were pregnant now i'd have a baby then.
but i'm not.

no really.

i saw my uncle for 26 minutes today.
for some reason he brought his "family"
this consists of two cousins & a wife.
i don't dislike these people.
but they irritate me.
well my whole family does.
apart from my brother 'cos he's sometimes nice to me.
i say sometimes..
once in a fortnight sort of sometimes.


innit.

fo shizzle

if there's anything better than sitting here watching skins with a cup of tea & a digestive, i haven't heard of it.
cold
is me
plus i have one.
but new top from topshop, pretty darn cool.
& yellow skinnies
they make me look a bit like a chicken but i love them.

there ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

gay photos

ok so i'm looking everywhere for a spare birthday card for my mum seeing as i permanently have no money at this moment in time & i come across holiday pictures [from india]

EW!!

I have.. no fringe.. no layers.. my hair is not straightened.. it is "up"

UP!

in like.. a pony tail!

EWWWW!

PLUS "flared" jeans.. *shudder* this was only like a year ago! eww no make up either!!

.. had a pretty cool hat though.. plus i'm on an elephant.. with robin who really looks worse 'cos he has long hair aHA!!

ohhh my god 

Dad: "Ooh you've got a present!"

Me: *Practically KILL myself running into the living room* "What??"

Dad: *Holds out... a bin*

GAY.

Hahaa Ben.. your hair is cool =]